Where is your left hand in this picture!?

Re' and a minor!

I thought so too, until I saw Melina using the EXACT same move a couple of months ago! And the announcers didn't even know the name of it. It's called the Dextosterone, Michale Cole!

And I have no idea what the Six Seconds Magic is, sorry. And even though you can't really tell in the photos I just posted, but I'm 6'5 too. Just with no muscle, so it's kind of a waste.


I cropped the photo so you can't see my hand in his pants, nor my massive erection.

Somebody uploaded a video of a match featuring me in my new role as a manager. I'm not sure how long it'll stay up before a higher-up spots it and takes it down, so clicky clicky now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3q9NWIwC-s

He chopped out the bit where I distribute all my signs to the fans to get them on our side, whoops!

Okay, so we've started doing weekly shows in a smaller building, and I was asked to be ring announcer for the last one, which I did and went really really well. Feels good, man!

I'm considering having one last match. Gonna show up to training one day and do a full session just to see how it feels.

That's how Peter North would do it, RIGHT THERE! OH YEAH!

It's nice to read about someone on 4w actually having a wrestling career, though re. Well done, brotha...I'm glad that you had a good experience with the surgery, I hope you get back in the ring eventually buddy! Enjoy yerself!

Going to training tonight for the first time since April!

Went to training last night, felt soooooooo good! No rust at all. I was doing top-rope stuff and taking big slams and everything. Sore as fuck this morning though, but I guess that's expected after taking (essentially) 8 months off wrestling.

So the dude I've been managing for the last few months is winning the Slam Nation title, which is for midcarders, kinda like the intercontinental title. I'm interfering by distracting the ref, and hitting a top-rope crossbody with the ref's back turned.

I'm gonna have one more match in a few weeks. There are a few things I always wanted to do in wrestling that I never ended up doing, such as blading and jumping off a ladder, and I plan on doing both of these in my last match.

They asked me to be their full-time ringside announcer but I turned it down. I much prefer direct interaction with the crowd, so being a manager suits me best.

Also, starting from the show this Saturday night, I'm managing someone this person. No pedophile jokes!

Okay, so I started managing 11 year old Haywire (see above for photo), whose match was a triple threat against another newbie about that age, and Flash Man, whom I am taking on in two weeks in my final match, still haven't announced it to the crowd. Flash is WAY over as a face.

I grabbed the mic after our entrance and explained that while announcing a few shows ago, I was really impressed with Haywire and thought that with my help, the sky is the limit for how high he can climb the IPW ladder. I then said that he's the best young talent to step through those Sweatshop doors since Dexter Logic himself. Promo went pretty well!

So anyway, long story short, as soon as the match started, I couldn't really get the crowd into Haywire, because of how awesome they think Flash Man is. So Flash Man wins, and I get in the ring after the match and take his finisher, the Flashbang (Stone Cold Stunner), and did the whole rolling backflip sell just like The Rock used to do. Felt good, man!

Later on in the night, I was managing my main man, Slammin' Sam (click for photo, he has since changed to a non-Mysterio mask) who was having his first shot at the Slam Nation title (which is like our Intercontinental title) against Junior (click for photo). Match ended with me distracting the ref while Sam hit some low blows and his finisher (fallaway slam). Ref turns around and counts the three, new Slam Nation champ!

But then our Commissioner/Announcer named Jackaroo (click for photo, former pro wrestler who retired earler this year) came out and told us that because Sam used dirty tactics, he's taking back the title and giving it back to Junior. We went crazy shouting at him and Sam grabs him by the shirt. In comes our 63-yeard-old IPW owner Hawk (click for photo and slaps the shit out of Sam, saying thats for putting your hands on the commissioner.

So then Sam and I start to leave the building, shouting about how bullshit this all is and how we won that title and so on and so forth. And Hawk points at me and challenges me to get back into the ring. Crowd goes fucking nuts egging me on. So I play on that for a bit before sliding into the ring and shout, "What do you want? What do you want from me?" And he gives me a swift kick to the balls, which actually totally missed but still looked good, and I sell it like it's fuckin' DEATH. Rolling around everywhere, Sam comes to check on us and we get booed on our way out.

So we had a random impromptu heel turn, which kinda screws up my plan of going into my last match as a mega face, but that's cool, I'll win them back next week. Think I'll ask if I can do a nice little three-minute segment with Flash next week where I challenge him for my last match, which is 12 days away from right now.

I plan on doing a few things which I have always wanted to do in a wrestling ring but have never done, such as jumping off a ladder and blading.

Man, that's exciting lol. It's good to hear your career as a manager is going good. Keep it up man and try and get that last match of yours to us - I wanna see it.

Thanks man! Not sure if they'll be cool with me sneaking a camera in, they're stamping out all video cameras, as videos keep getting leaked online so people ultimately get to see our product for free.

I'll ask anyway. I really want to be able to rewatch my last match.

Dude, if it helps, I'll pay for the video.

Trained again last night, some really really hard wrestling. Woke up this morning with owwies all over my chest from being chopped so hard, and I somehow managed to hurt my right heel too. Now I'm starting to remember why I retired in the first place! Still fun as all hell though.

My family doesn't know that I'm wrestling again, and if they did, they'd kill me. So I have to toughen up and pretend to not have a limp when I'm around them. D'oh!

Trained again tonight, not as hard as Tuesday's training session. Spoke to our owner/trainer about blading and finishing my match with a splash off a ladder, and he okayed both of them. Can't wait!

Eight days and counting until my last match! I've got this huge, emotional, epic promo ready to cut before the match too. I might type it all out here at some point just so I have it all figured out in my head.

Have you / Will you rehearse the ladder spot?